awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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