...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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