Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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