I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
