let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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