fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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