I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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