you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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