i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
