If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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