what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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