So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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