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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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