I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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