I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
