I'm drive I can fine osifer
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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