Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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