I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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