How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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