I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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