My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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