i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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