Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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