he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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