Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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