whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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