I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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