What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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