so explain again why im purple
no
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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