Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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