I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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