is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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