Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
