I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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