we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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