Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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