they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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