We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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