I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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