Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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