i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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