Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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