a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Randomize
