I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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