If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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