Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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