ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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