Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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