if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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