You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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