Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I supernannyed him into submission
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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