im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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