I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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