HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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