The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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