What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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